dominospizzadelivery:

"Hey can u check if that milk went bad?"

*opens fridge*

*milk has leather jacket on smoking a cigarette*

"It’s bad alright"

(via crrocs)

alex-turrner:

”if you’re ill why are you on the computer” 
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(via 221bgallifreystreet)

ipoog:

daily reminder to click a button so you can give free food to a shelter!!

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(Source: talkshitnojutsu, via crrocs)

j5h:

this is so demonic

waywardcastiel:

i hate it when you’re walking along and you suddenly become really self-conscious about the way you are walking so you concentrate on walking normally and just end up like

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(via greetings)

code1ne:

It’s really cute when people forget your existence until they need something

(Source: dechirement, via gnarly)

turdqu0ize:

keep fuckin walkin you postman piece of shit
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